Dot-common

It's hot tip time, baby! Calling all would-be domain squatters: I've done some sleuthing in order for you to become the next decades-younger, mouse-clicking Internet 3.5 Warren Buffett-type. Buy these dot-coms while they're HOT HOT HOT and then dance like a forty-niner because they are pure GOLD.

Forget hulagirl and hulaboy - hulainfant.com can be yours!

Combine your love for humor and combat sports - mixedmartialfarts.com...and honestly, who's gonna go to enterthedragon.com...when you will provide the web's best ka-ra-TAY, fist-slammin' and joint-crackin' content on help-im-in-thedragon.com!

I know you really wanted blahblahblah.com, but you know what...blahblahblaaaaaaah.com is even better. Really, that is exceptional.

This one makes me mad: Some cybersquatmongers already have starfruit.com and papaya.com...and fig.com exists as a liposuction site. But you can claim all rights to starfigpaya.com! Don't wait, you'll just feel like a pineapple later.

Do not ignore the foreign language market! Too bad ihatefrench.com and jorgewbush.com have been snapped up, but here's the real market-leading Bush site alternative that you can own: jorge-w-arbusto.com.

If you wanna go from working at someone's business, to ruling your own domain biz, this is the SPOT, because you can be content royalty when it comes to sites about the office. I'm sad to inform you that someone with faster brainpower has already gotten hold of memotoself.com (weird), nice-tie.com and nice-hat.com. But here's what's available:

copiersbrokenagain.com
crappy-handhshake.com
buypensinvolume.com or holycrap-ballpointpens.com
idontwannacall-i-t.com

NUTSHELL: All web domain matters involve risk, and the above contains forward-looking statements. But this is not the same as the mortgage crisis. Empty your wallets now. Forwardlookingstatement.com is for sale.