In case you have a really gud spam filter

Here are some qwali-tay emails near the top of my inbox. Subject: 'Lobster Celebration TakeOut the Whole Family.' Some female named Becky Machine wrote me about 'nawogewe.' There are however, possibly more practical emails like 'Mastering the Slot Machines' and the one about 'The Insider Secrets on how to Hypnotize Yourself and your Peers Within Minutes.' No emails today about male physiology and Viagra-themed products. But there's a mysterious note from Mihai Campy about 'llavyksk.' I bet Mihai Campy is really Becky Machine. They should change their name to Becky Campinmymachine.