Fiber & balls

I got suckered by this confusing headline: To get your fiber, try making felt by hand. Kinda weird. Also weird...I work down the street from a place called Suburbanite Bowl. That sounds like a heckuva afternoon right there, maybe even take that through to the evening - toss down some balls, maybe get yourself some Suburbanite popcorn and a Suburbanite soda. Whooeee.