Heard in the handbags department

All these purses are ugly. (Macy's)

She's doing a lot of drugs, and stealing stuff.
Like, what kind of drugs?
A lot. I don't really talk to her anymore. She's doing a lot of drugs. (Nordstrom)

BTW - bonus shopping tip - If you have a coupon or mailed discount card for a particular department store, other department stores may have a policy to honor it. If they don't, you may at least get a reply like "come back on December 6th, that's when our sale is" (20 percent is a big deal for purses, since designer collections are rarely included in most sales.)